fringe with the survey on top
well i haven't done an internet surverery in a long time, because i hate them mainly (especially in mysaps profiles.) but i found one on my friend ultragrrrl's blog and she's cool, so here goes.


-Currents-:-
Current mood: smells like fish in here
Current music: beck's a scientologist?!
Current taste: earl grey tongue bloat
Current hair: got it cut yesterday, i always ask for the morrissey. he was one of those barbers that's like, i know what i'm doing, fuck off, i'm armenian.
Current clothes: my red ergs shirt, blue jeans that are grey with new york filth.
Current annoyance: the dogs that wake me up at noon
Current smell: like a fish tail just bitch slapped me
Current thing I ought to be doing: writing a second verse
Current desktop picture: schematics of my favorite carnival ride, the zipper.
Current book: all quiet on the western front
Current crush: she's a rapper
Current favorite celeb: ted turner

-Do You-:-
Have sex?: nope
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: losing my teeth, just like tony soprano
Remember your first love? too vividly, i fear i haven't moved on since fifteen
Read the newspaper?: like a freak
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: they readily laugh at my jokes
Believe in miracles?: i believe in science, poetry and luck.
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: yes it's the ideal romantic state
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: i tell myself i'm nice then i yell at little old ladies that don't say excuse me.
Consider love a mistake?: love is misleading and fleeting, at least for me this evening (a rhyme no charge)
Have a favorite candy?: reeses pieces, the one way me and ET are like identical twins (ok there's more than one)
Believe in astrology?: no but i read realastrology.com like it's real
Believe in magic?: i believe that david blaine can make a girl's panties disappear in no time flat
Believe in god?: if he existed he'd be sitting in the dunce corner, look at us! we're nutso with the guns etc.
Have any piercings?: fuck that noise
Have any tattoos?: bow and arrow on my right wrist
Hate yourself: whenever i've got the time to
Have an obsession? sudoku, magazines, ganja, pony tails
Have a secret crush? i'm a town cryer
Do they know yet? they always know, i'm hardly subtle
Have a best friend?: yeah we talk on the phone a few times a year, last time we had nothing to say and just wanted to hear eachother's voices
Wish on stars?: yes, but these days i say thanks, i've been given too much as of late
Care about looks?: yeah, but only if i want to eventually see that person naked

-:- L-O-V-E L-I-F-E -:-
First crush: meghan mckinney, first grade, i asked her to marry me, and then downgraded it to a date at the mall
Single or attached? single
Ever been in love?: i always think it's real, but then hindsight karate slaps that shit into smitehreens
Do you believe in love at first sight?: isn't that the only way?
Do you believe in "the one?" god, i dunno, everyone's life is different. it's nice thinking there's someone out there made just for me. but real realtionships seem founded on compromise.
Describe your ideal significant other: a news enthusiast, avid fan of low and high brow shenanigans, can stand a punk rock show and still stay awake when i drag her to lincoln center. someone who knows me inside and out, forgives me for my faults and helps me along the way. i want someone to be there, but not be in the way.

~~~~~~~~~RANDOM SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hair: salt and pepper and a dash of mrs. dash
Eyes: green grey blue
Height: five foot five or six.

-:-Last thing you-:-
Bought: a magazine about the sopranos
Ate & Drank: meat, potatoes and tea (supercore!)

-:-EITHER / OR-:-
Club or houseparty: houseparty
Cats or dogs: dogs. cats are little needy bitches that steal my breath wheen i sleep, and they generally generate bad luck for me
Pen or pencil: Pencil
Gloves or mittens: gloves
Food or candy: candy, i want it, as i'm sure you know
Cassette or cd: mp3's from my dj
Coke or pepsi: perrier

-:-Who do you want to-:-
Kill: cheney or rove, just because they smile so smuggly like they've done no ill and bodies are getting turned into soup daily thanks to their to do lists.
Look like: robert downey junior, i'm like the little fat version of him
Avoid: comic book stores during rush hour in nyc

-:-Last person you-:-
Talked to: a celebrity i cannot name, that's a name drop and bitch slap combined, a bitch drop? a name slap?
Hugged: god is it sad that i cannot recall... well, the anime convention was really like a hug convention, i got enough to last me a while. the kids, they love.
Instant messaged: the lead singer of lola ray and i play halo online.

-:-Where do you-:-
Eat: supercore!
Cry: in bed
Wish you were: on the set of the new indiana jones movie

Dated one of your best friends?: who else do people date?
Loved somebody so much it makes you cry?: i loved someone so much once i shit my pants at the mall. (not true)
Broken the law?: everyday if i'm lucky
Broken a bone?: i got the gildroy lockhart bones
Played Truth Or Dare?: yes before i knew that sometimes girls don't need games to be kissed

-:- What is -:-
The most embarrassing CD in your collection?: my mom bought me the harry potter soundtrack
Your bedroom like?: it's like a room for a really tall, fat person in a wheelchair
Your favorite thing for breakfast?: vagina!
Your favorite restaurant: supercore!

-:- Random Questions -:-
what's on your bedside table: a bunch of books, an inhaler, a lamp
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?: the perrier that's in there
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?: it's a wonderful life
What is your biggest fear?: not living a long life
What feature are you most insecure about?: having my picture taken
Do you ever have to beg?: only when i masturbate
Are you a pyromaniac?: i'm lego maniac, is that cool?
Do you have too many love interests? only when i watch american idol
Do you know anyone famous?: intimately (and i mean myself, ha)
Describe your bed: black and white, two pillows that remind me i sleep alone
Spontaneous or plan?: what about spontaneously planning, hm?
Do you know how to play poker?: no and i always win
What do you carry with you at all times?: childhood trauma
What do you miss most about being little? the up the skirt factor
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for
one year?: i'd do it for free, but lord help me the day i get back on and check my mail
What was the last song you were listening to?: new mc music
Have you ever been in a play?: baby john in west side story what what
Do you talk a lot?: people are like that guy's on coke, i'm like diet coke maybe
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? secretly yes
Do you think you're cute?: yeah but isn't handsome what i'm shooting for, cabbage patch kids can't get laid, garbage pail kids have it even worse
Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you? it annoys me that so many people are cast aside, and many of them are sadly and simply crazy in the upstairs, does that mean they should freeze when i'm warm?
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?: again, yelling at old ladies
What is the first thing you think when you see two gay guys or
lesbians holding hands?: i bet their apartment's clean

i learned nothing about myself. cest le vie. foudn out we're doing bro'in out with david cross in march. check out http://www.myspace.com/broinout for info. look at the band roster and it all makes sense. peace mc.